Media cannibalism, journalism obituaries, platform wars, pundit grift
Foreign spies gossip about Jared Kushner and Iran. A whistleblower reports it. Tulsi Gabbard allegedly buries it. Welcome to the grift nexus where nepotism meets national security theater.
Deputy AG Todd Blanche fired a federal judge-appointed U.S. Attorney via tweet five hours into the job, citing Article II while ignoring the actual law that authorized the appointment. Constitutional theater meets bureaucratic slapstick.
NBC interrupts the Olympics for a "Special Report" on their own anchor's family tragedy, proving once again that for modern media, the most important story is always the one about themselves.
Rep. Andy Ogles saw gay porn in Bad Bunny's halftime show that didn't exist, demanded an investigation, and revealed everything about the cynical grift of manufactured moral panic.
The TSA evolved from security theater into deportation tipsters, transforming San Francisco's airport into a database-driven deportation trap—sanctuary city rhetoric meets federal mission creep.
When honoring cops who defended democracy requires the cover of night and the silence of a covert op, you've achieved peak institutional cowardice—commemorating duty like it's contraband.
Trump allies package presidential access at $1 million per donor through 'Freedom 250,' proving that in America, even commemorating democracy has become a luxury product for the plutocratic class.